Because Failbot

Dear Chocolatier,

First things first, I am an easy woman to please. Just getting a fanwork in one of my chosen fandom is an instant win for me. When it comes to fic and art I like most things, and my dislikes are very few. Feel free to be as creative as you want with my requests. I am fine with all ratings and I would be equally happy to receive fanart or fanfic.

Below are some general ideas and prompts to help you along the way if you need it. Don’t hesitate to contact me if you need clarification on anything, and most of all, have fun!

General likes (fanfic): dark humor, porn, time travel, time loops, worldbuilding, casefic, drabbles, awful people being awful, unreliable narrators.

General likes (fanart): vivid colors, monochromatic colors, black and white only, charcoal sketches, acrylics, attention to detail, humor, modernism, deconstruction.

DNWs: suicide, mundane AUs, domestic fluff, issuefic, breathplay, porn involving minors under 16


80 Days

Requested Pairings: Phileas Fogg & Jean Passepartout, Phileas Fogg/Jean Passepartout

There is so much to love about this game: the gorgeous writing, the steampunk setting, the endless travelling and exploration, the engaging side characters and of course the curious relationship between the valet and his master. I will read and enjoy pretty much anything based on this game and I would be over the moon to get some artwork for it.

Prompts:

• Worldbuilding - make them go to a place they haven’t visited yet in the game or delve into the mechanics behind the steampunk setting.

• In the game is we get see everything through the eyes of Passepartout. Phileas Fogg remains some kind of stoic enigma. I would love to see something from Phileas POV that shows how he reacts to things that happens and what he really thinks about the state of the world.

• There are so many fascinating locations in this world (the moving city in Agra, the underground city in Kristiania, Qausuittuq, Acapulco, etc.) that I would like to see explored further. Art (or fic) depicting any of these places would be amazing.

• I have a bit of a hard time picturing Fogg and Passepartout having sex, but I am sort intrigued by that idea. Were that to happen, I would imagine that in would be a supremely awkward experience. So, my last prompt is basically awkward sex.


Fate/Zero

Requested Pairing: Gilgamesh/Kotomine Kirei

My gold standard pairing for awful people being awful together. What I like about this pairing is that it’s basically a bored Gilgamesh manipulating Kotomine Kirei into being the most terrible person he can be while Kotomine Kirei is going along with it because he’s on the road to self-discovery. This is a pairing that can be very dark, and I wouldn’t mind you going there. I also wouldn’t mind something explicit and you can go absolutely nuts with the kinks here. I am good with non-con, torture and other painful things.

Prompts:

• Good, old-fashioned desecration. Kirei is a priest after all.

• Introspective meanderings through Kirei’s mind and feelings, or lack thereof.

• Hanging out, drinking wine and peacefully – or not so peacefully - discussing the inner workings of the current world and what to do with it.

• Sex and pain and blood and tears.



Original work

Requested pairing: Incompetent Demon Hunter/Failboat!Demon

I was reading through the Original Works tags and when I came across this pairing I knew I needed to request it. If there is anything I can relate to it is incompetence and failure (been there, done that, got the D- and the funny looks). It somewhat reassuring to see other people fail, and it is particularly great when people fail at each other or fail together. I also like demons, so this request is pretty much a given.

Prompts:

• Who is the most incompetent, the Demon Hunter or the Failboat!Demon? Will the Hunter be able to catch up with the Demon or will the Demon be able to escape the Hunter? Who is the failiest one here?

• I can sort of picture an Incompetent Demon Hunter in my head, but what does a Failboar!Demon look like? Does his failboaty ways manifest physically or is he just an ordinary looking demon who is stealthily failing while he is doing demon stuff?

• Do incompetent Demon Hunters and Failboat!Demons fail at sex? Inquiring minds want to know?